Geek Poetry
If you can read these without help, may the gods of geekdom have mercy on your soul. If you can’t, read the extended entry for help 
1) <> !”# ^”`$$- !=@$_ %*<> ~#4 &[]../ |{,,SYSTEM HALTED
2) ^< @<.@* }”# | -@$&/% !( @|=> ;`+$?^? ,#”~|)^G
1) Waka waka bang splat tick tick hash, Caret quote back-tick dollar dollar dash, Bang splat equal at dollar under-score, Percent splat waka waka tilde number four, Ampersand bracket bracket dot dot slash, Vertical-bar curly-bracket comma comma CRASH.
2) hat less at less point at star backbrace double base pound space bar dash at cash and slash base rate wow open tab at bar is great semi backquote plus cash huh DEL comma pound double tilde bar close BEL
That’s um… thoroughly disturbing.
Were you able to read them sans translation?
No, I definitely was not able to read that on my own. Thankfully.
LOL, thats funny. I was trying make it into an actual sentance.
so, osteodentokeratic, it’s actually osteod O ntokeratic. I can’t imagine which one of Chris’ friends that could be.
Wow - we’re really geeky. That’s pretty amusing 
Now, put it to music and have a number one hit.
Well, lyrically-speaking, it’s already on a par with the pop hits of today… I suppose i could ask Simon to write a melody for it, hm?
boom tsk boom tsk.
That’d actually be kinda fun, really.
Umm what do I do if I can read the poems without translation?
I recommend that you pat yourself on the back and give yourself an extra geek point.
pf, if you needed translation for this, you’re the one that needs help..cmon, this is plain english u guys! goes back to basement