Proof that capitalism is the greatest
I have here incontrovertible proof that our economic system, which allows a nearly-infinite variety of consumer goods, many of which are pointless to the extreme, is the greatest one in the world:

I have here incontrovertible proof that our economic system, which allows a nearly-infinite variety of consumer goods, many of which are pointless to the extreme, is the greatest one in the world:

Where did you get that! That’s crazy. Is it actually a power bar?
It is, apparently. Or at least it’s a creditable imitation of one. You can find them at the “Unemployed Philosophers’ Guild”:http://www.philosophersguild.com/, I believe.